REVIEW: “THE NAKED PRINCE AND OTHER TALES FROM FAIRYLAND” by Joe Cosentino

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TITLE: The Naked Prince and other tales from Fairyland
AUTHOR: Joe Cosentino
COVER ARTIST: Paul Richmond
PUBLISHER: Dreamspinner Press
GENRE: Fantasy
E-BOOK: Yes
PRICE: $ 4.99 e-book on Dreamspinner Store
LENGHT: 98 pages
RELEASE DATE:  27th January 2016

 

BLURB: Cinder, a poor and beautiful young man who designs clothing, makeup, and hair for his stepmother and stepsisters, offers his clothing and slippers to a naked stranger in the woods, who turns out to be none other than Prince Charming. Follow Cinder and Prince Charming in this twist on the classic Cinderella tale as they discover their inner strengths and find their very own happily ever after.

Enjoy The Naked Prince and three other reimagined tales from Fairyland, each with a unique spin on stories we all know and love, including The Golden Rule, where eighteen-year-old Gideon Golden, after being thrown out of his home in Fairyland by his homophobic parents, breaks into the cottage of three burly men on Bear Mountain.

In Whatever Happened To…?, friction ensues between a celebrity with a growing appendage and a reporter who has a thing for giants.

And in Ice Cold, young Gaelen must save his love, Kieran, after a handsome but evil prince freezes Kieran’s heart and bewitches him into being the prince’s slave.

 

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Sometimes you are lucky enough to find a author that ticks every box you want as a reader, today I’m that lucky reader.

Firstly, I want to say that I love the Dedication and Acknowledgement. Secondly, a warning – this (as the title suggests) is no child’s sitting on your lap time reading, maybe your partner’s **excellent idea** but definitely not a child!

Once upon a time, a writer/professor in a far off country, sat down and decided to X-rate the traditional fairytale for the unprejudiced reader. These sexy little delights he offers us are prefect to loose yourselves in Fairyland escapism.

The blatant name dropping would be tedious from any other author, but when the cast of cameo appearances include Mother Goose, Captain Hook, Little Bo Peep, Robin Hood and so many more, all I can say is “Welcome to Fairyland, where nothing is as it seems…..”

We are treated to four short, humorous, sexy tales. The 1st being the author’s take on Cinderella, with the pickling jar being used as the glass slippers.  I loved the characters  Maxwell and Mortimer, they stole the show as far as I’m concerned and it supplied one of  the best lines I’ve read in a long time – “….as he slipped on palace protection” and we are not talking floors here!

The 2nd naughty tale is based on The Three Bears.  Ohhhhhh Jack, you are such a naughty boy! and I did think that we were going to get a little ménage action with Gideon and the Bears, but it wasn’t to be, still enjoyable though and I have two favourite quotes from this one “I always suspected he had more down his throat then a frog” and “we got pretty far.  Jack is very nimble and amazing quick” – I’m still chuckling over those two little masterpieces.

The 3rd is based on Pinocchio and my favourite of the collection.  I loved how the author described him as a pathological liar, true but harsh and the one-liners in this story came thick and fast (no pun intended).  My favourite being “Hey Jack, how about you pull my string and I climb your beanstalk” – classic!

The 4th and final one is based on Frozen.  It was a cold tale and left me cold too – it lacked the humour that was so welcomed in the other stories, so this was my least favourite, but you may disagree and we will let the Wizard of Oz be the arbitrator on that one.

Overall, a great saucy, fun collection and highly recommended.

Five enchanted, celestial, fairy stars from me.

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****I would like to thank the author for the opportunity and privilege of reviewing this ARC. My opinions of this book, were entirely my own.****

Amazon Bestselling author Joe Cosentino wrote An Infatuation, A Shooting Star, A Home for the Holidays, The Naked Prince and Other Tales from Fairyland (Dreamspinner Press), Drama Queen the first Nicky and Noah mystery (Lethe Press), Drama Muscle the second Nicky and Noah mystery (Lethe Press), Paper Doll the first Jana Lane mystery (Whiskey Creek Press), and The Nutcracker and the Mouse King (Eldridge Plays and Musicals). He has appeared in principal acting roles in film, television, and theatre, opposite stars such as Bruce Willis, Rosie O’Donnell, Nathan Lane, Holland Taylor, Charles Keating, and Jason Robards. His one-act plays, Infatuation and Neighbor, were performed in New York City. He wrote The Perils of Pauline educational film (Prentice Hall Publishers). Joe is currently Head of the Department/Professor at a college in upstate New York, and is happily married. His upcoming releases are Cozzi Cove: Bouncing Back, Cozzi Cove: Moving Forward (NineStar Press) and Porcelain Doll the second Jana Lane mystery (Wild Rose Press releasing March 15). Joe was voted 2nd Place for Best MM Author of the Year in Divine Magazine’s Readers’ Choice Awards for 2015.

Praise for Joe Cosentino’s books from Dreamspinner Press:

“unbelievably beautiful” “a masterpiece” Lovebytes Reviews

“as Joe Cosentino proves time and time again, with his wonderful writing and storytelling ability, love will prevail, and you will smile from ear to ear.” Kathy Mac Reviews

“a master class in how to write short fiction (or any fiction). Joe Cosentino has provided a work that will leave you thinking and wanting to savor and re-read it again and again.” GGR Reviews

“Like an onion, Joe Cosentino’s stories have layers.” “For those readers looking for something a little bit different – dare I say unique? For those readers who like to laugh. For those readers who appreciate the nuances of people and the way each character is different. For those readers who want to read a damn good story – check out this author. I’m glad I did.” “A truly fabulous read.” Boy Meets Boy Reviews

“This story just blew me away.” Cathy Brockman Romance/MM Good Book Reviews

“From the beginning I was enthralled and couldn’t wait to finish the book.” Inked Rainbow Reads

“really grabs you and tugs at your emotions” “unique and enjoyable.” Nautical Star Books

“It turned out exactly how I wanted it to.” BFD Book Blog

“This is polished prose at its best. Intelligent writing, a thought-provoking plot and characters befitting the theater genre” “one of my favorite reads this year.” Love’s Last Refuge Reviews

“Don’t miss this one friends, it is a heartfelt story magical in the telling! Thanks Joe for putting your heart on the page for us to savor!”  Bike Book Reviews

“It’s unusual for me to get sucked into a book in the first chapter but it grabbed me early and I read the whole thing in one day”. Nautical Star Books

“There were times I laughed and then there were times I cried…unforgettable.” Multitaskingmomma Reviews

“I really loved this book and having an ending that made me laugh and cry at the same time is testament to the brilliant writing.” BooksLaidBareBoys

“The author executed his storyline with a marvelous precision that would be the envy of many authors. He draws the readers into the lives of his characters, they become real and in turn, their emotions becomes yours.” “If you can only afford to buy one more book this year, buy this one.” Three Books Over the Rainbow Reviews

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Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/4071647.Joe_Cosentino
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